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A Texan, while visiting
Toronto, found himself in
the back seat of a taxi cab
on the way to his hotel.

Passing by the Royal York
the Texan asked the cab
driver “What’s that building
there?”

“That’s the Royal York Hotel”
replied the cabbie.

“The Royal York? How long
did it take to build that?”
asked the Texan.

“About 12 years” replied the
cabbie.

“12 years? We build
‘em twice as high, twice as
wide and four times as long
down in Texas, and we do
that in six months.”

A while later the cab driver makes his way past the
Metro-Toronto Convention
Centre.

“What’s that building over there?” asked the Texan.

“That’s the Metro-Toronto
Convention Centre”
replied the cabbie.

“Convention Centre? How long’d it take to build that?” asked the Texan.

“About three years” replied
the cabbie.

“Three years? We build ‘em
twice as high, three times as
long and four times as wide
as that down in Texas, and it
only takes us about two weeks.”

Shortly thereafter the cabbie
drives past the CN Tower.

“What’s that building there?” asks the Texan, pointing at
the tower.

“Danged if I know” replied
the cabbie, “It wasn’t here
when I drove by yesterday.”

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