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December 7, 2006
We, and many other Fundamental Baptists, were thrashed from the pulpit in the past Presidential election for not voting. We did not feel right about giving approval of either candidate. Well, you idiots who thought Bush and Cheney were the Great Divine Hope of America-- check out the kind of people you voted for. It would be a real blessing if the baby died before child birth so that it could go to be with Jesus instead of being raised queer.

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December 7, 2006
There is a prophecy which makes it clear that Messiah, before he returns to set up his Kingdom rule, will wipe out the vast majority of Jews we know today:

Zephaniah 3:11 (KJV) In that day shalt thou not be ashamed for all thy doings, wherein thou hast transgressed against me: for then I will take away out of the midst of thee them that rejoice in thy pride, and thou shalt no more be haughty because of my holy mountain.

Why will he do this? Here is why

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December 7, 2006
Chuck the cluck is blubbering and worrying enough for the rest of us. It is so helpful with royalty wring their hands over the environment. I see he wants to help us all stop consuming so much of the earth's resources, and he and his family did a good job removing at least one excess mouth when they snuffed Di. Cammie better be careful, or she might be next. Take a look at Chuck's sorry face.

December 5, 2006
From time to time I experience brilliant flashes of wisdom , and what follows is a modest proposal that might well solve some gripping issue of national portent (does anyone know what a "portent" is? Some words I use sound great, but I fail to grasp the meaning).

Thus: I propose we invade Great Britain at once. It is much smaller than Iraq, and it has no will to fight. Witness the fact that UK police do not carry guns-- they carry a grip full of psychology textbooks.

Why invade Great Britain? Answer: TRIBUTE-- the ancient custom of conquerors would be invoked, and the British Parliament would be levied the following tribute:

Marmite
Lyle's Golden Syrup
Pay a tea tax

George Bush is the ideal one to do this, for it would be a case of George paying back George. Actually, we would be doing the British a favor, for we could declare all the Patels in the UK as "illegals" unless they wait tables and work as tiffin wallahs for the British. The risk would be that some Patel would figure out a way to get a monopoly over all food production in the UK.

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December 5, 2006
Did you hear about the scandal at the Bombay international air port recently? Surabai Patel was immigrating to Los Angeles to join his cousin in buying a defunct Motel 6 in West LA. When he got to the air port and weighted his suitcase, he realized his wife weighed less than his overweight suitcase, so he tagged her with the LAX tag, and sent her down the conveyer as baggage. Well, it makes a good story anyway :-)

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December 5, 2006
I found someone, in the spirit of David, whom I hate "with perfect hatred."
Here is a bold way to blaspheme God. But then, I don't know how different this is from Jack Hyles and the majority of Fundamental Baptist sheep sheerers in the USA. Preaching tithing is even easier than web money tricks because preaching tithing demands almost no effort up front. Just threaten the sheep with damnation or theological bad luck, and they will line up for their weekly sheering. Sanctus, sanctus, blessings on you my little lamb, and other blather and bluster.

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December 5, 2006
Chicken little is bugged-- Serious considerations.

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December 5, 2006
You Fundamental Baptists beat the war drums for Bush's war. Well, who do you think the real enemy is? Who would kill you or any other American if they got in the way?

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December 5, 2006
Cartoon from Jamaica-- Which applies in the USA and just about every nation on earth.

December 4, 2006
The following teaching of Jesus Christ has been blasted to hell by the following blasphemous tricks:

1. It was for the past dispensation and does not apply to the Church Age.

2. National crisis and principles of defense require the setting aside of this teaching of Christ in order to protect our nation and families.

3. It is impossible to live up to this teaching-- It is given to convince us what terrible sinners we are so that we will turn to Christ.

4. This teaching will be applied to life in the coming Messianic Kingdom. We need not be bothered with a literal application of it today.

So, my dear two penny theologian, which of these teachings of Jesus Christ can you PROVE do not apply to YOU?

Matthew 5:1 (KJV) And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him:
2 And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,
3 Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
4 Blessed are they that mourn: for they shall be comforted.
5 Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.
6 Blessed are they which do hunger and thirst after righteousness: for they shall be filled.
7 Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy. 8 Blessed are the pure in heart: for they shall see God.
9 Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
13 Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.
14 Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.
15 Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.
16 Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
20 For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.
21 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not kill; and whosoever shall kill shall be in danger of the judgment:
22 But I say unto you, That whosoever is angry with his brother without a cause shall be in danger of the judgment: and whosoever shall say to his brother, Raca, shall be in danger of the council: but whosoever shall say, Thou fool, shall be in danger of hell fire.
23 Therefore if thou bring thy gift to the altar, and there rememberest that thy brother hath ought against thee;
24 Leave there thy gift before the altar, and go thy way; first be reconciled to thy brother, and then come and offer thy gift.
25 Agree with thine adversary quickly, whiles thou art in the way with him; lest at any time the adversary deliver thee to the judge, and the judge deliver thee to the officer, and thou be cast into prison.
26 Verily I say unto thee, Thou shalt by no means come out thence, till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing.
27 Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery:
28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.
29 And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.
31 It hath been said, Whosoever shall put away his wife, let him give her a writing of divorcement:
32 But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery.
33 Again, ye have heard that it hath been said by them of old time, Thou shalt not forswear thyself, but shalt perform unto the Lord thine oaths:
34 But I say unto you, Swear not at all; neither by heaven; for it is God's throne:
35 Nor by the earth; for it is his footstool: neither by Jerusalem; for it is the city of the great King.
36 Neither shalt thou swear by thy head, because thou canst not make one hair white or black.
37 But let your communication be, Yea, yea; Nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil.
38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth:
39 But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also.
40 And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also.
41 And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain.
42 Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away.
43 Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy.
44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
45 That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
46 For if ye love them which love you, what reward have ye? do not even the publicans the same?
47 And if ye salute your brethren only, what do ye more than others? do not even the publicans so?
48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

Again, please tell me which part of the above teaching does not apply to you? If even ONE of these admonitions of God the Son can be set aside by you, you have damned all of them to hell. Why? Answer: Because YOU have become the broker of divine law and order, not Jesus Christ, and Jesus can no longer be trusted to deliver truth to us without your permission.

To hell with any who read here and diminish the above divine code by even one comma.

So, someone says they agree with me. That is interesting-- Is the war in Iraq a "Christian war"? Should a Christian set aside verse 9 above in deference to George Bush's definitions of God's will for America? Since when does the Bible believer beat the war drums? Maybe Jesus failed to tell us when to make an exception to the rule. Maybe Jesus would actually volunteer to join the US Army and kill "sand niggers" if he were here today? What do you think?

Now, are you really a Bible believer after all?

December 3, 2006
Eve tried it and lost, and so did this man. Paul was protected by Jehovah, and this guy was no doubt trusting in Allah. Go figure.

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December 3, 2006
I think some Bad Attitude Baptist needs to demand chapels in air ports for Fundamental Christians.

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December 3, 2006
Fidel Castro is not the only mad murderer about to drop into the bottomless pit and pay the price.

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December 3, 2006
"The Alice" used to be the backside of nowhere, but not any longer !!

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December 3, 2006
Have you heard all the reports that China has enough missiles to blow the USA away? Well, there are two big reasons why this will never happen:

1. Wal-Mart- Do you really believe China would blow up Wal-Mart?

2. US investment firms are buying up China with big bites. That means heavy Capitalist US investment is flowing into the new capitalist China. China needs the investment to boom. In fact, the day may come soon when China will have Park Place and the USA will have Board Walk, and the rest of the world will have Mediterranean Avenue.

Now, China blow up the USA? Ha ha, it is to laugh.

December 2, 2006
A rampage across America, seeding Polonium 210 into water supplies and food systems, could virtually bring the USA down to economic destruction. Now we know another way the USA could be made a banana republic over night. Laugh it off, but wise men will take precautions.
This is just talk now, but it shows where al Qaeda is headed.

One more thought on Russia and Polonium 210-- King George I and II, as well as every President since Teddy Roosevelt (and him as well) have been great at bashing around little nations on some irrational pretext like "weapons of mass destruction." Well, here is Russia spreading radioactivity around the UK with abandon, and you can count on it, Bush will look the other way. I fully believe that Putin would destroy the USA if he could get away with it. The man is far more dangerous to the USA than any pootwaddle nation in the Middle East.

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December 2, 2006
Democracy for the world ????
Say, King George, maybe we ought to give lessons closer to home.
More

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December 2, 2006
Beware of abuse of photos on the web

November 30, 2006
GLORY, CONFUSION, TRUTH, ERROR, AND THE END TIMES.
This documentary shows how Bible believers have wandered into the path of God's sovereignty, and they are tinkering on every side to help God do his will. I have warned you about this, and now you can see how assertive Christianity is making chaos of Israel and other venues. We MUST let God fulfill and perform his will and stick to the work of preaching Christ, teaching saints, and get out of the End Times fix-it business. The above video needs to be digested. It is full of error, and ends with effete arrogance, but it is important to see what chaos has been caused by mixing politics and the Bible, and by big time church-house brokers of biblical interpretation.

Will you Fundamental Baptists please start preaching JESUS, and leave the rapture and the End Times to God-- PLEASE?

November 29, 2006
WAR ON TELEMARKETERS-- Here is a way we can drive telemarketers nuts and make them quit. When you answer the phone, do not identify yourself, just say "hello." Listen to all their blurb and ask questions sounding interested. DO NOT COMMIT YOURSELF, AND NEVER SAY "YES". Keep them on the phone as long as possible. When you get a recording, let it run all the way through, and do not hang up, make them disconnect. If everyone in the USA did this, it would stretch out every call to the point that they would not make enough money to pay for their tricks. One more thing-- NEVER buy anything from a telemarketer, no matter how good it sounds. Anyone who interrupts people's privacy to make a living is a crook or welling rubbish. Bad ethics in one area means bad ethics in all areas.

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November 29, 2006
Benny XVI has plans for Europe. Add the fact that High Representative of the EU, Javier Solana, is a Franciscan, and you can see that Benny has his man to perform the ceremony. All Benny needs is a best man, and that may well be Rick Warren. This may not be the final act, but it sure looks like a dress rehearsal.

My Dad always said he anticipated a nuclear attack and horror would take place some day which would shock the world into panic. The next move would be a cry from the Middle East for a referee to keep the peace. What better peace maker than the old Whore, and what better place to keep the peace from than Babylon restored, which it IS ? It is curious to see Benny kissing up to the Mullah in Turkey while he is courting the EU as well. Rick Warren, baby, you are needed urgently to be the best man at a wedding in Brussels.

Did you ever study Zechariah 5 and the women in the ephah. That has not yet happened, and that women is the Whore of the End Times. She is carried by storks, unclean birds. She will move to Shinar, which is ready for her. Read about it for yourself.

November 28, 2006
Great Britain is a police state. How long before the USA is hostage to the hidden hand?

Letter from the UK which came this week:

Gangs of youths, we have the same here. _____ and I live at a road junction (intersection?) where many youngsters meet up and over the last couple of years as godlessness has increased we have been forced - almost literally - to do battle with them. God keeps us - many times we have been out to chase them off. We take no nonsense and in some ways they are frightened of us because they do not know what we might do next. But it does make us a target. It is risky though and the police think we are mad to do it. One parent tried to sue _____ for grabbing hold of a youngster by the shoulder, human rights and all that garbage. Fortunately, the police officer attending had some sense.

Earlier this year we had a window smashed, missiles thrown at the house. _____, where we live, is a town of 92,000. There are often as few as four police officers on duty at night. They can take several hours to to turn out to an incident - if they come at all, more often than not they do not. This means when there is something serious extra officers come from some distance and those areas then have no cover. Weekends there are more officers about because of the drunkeness in the town - not a place to be in the evening. But then this is true now of must English towns.

We have the biggest drugs and drink problem in Europe. In the last month to six weeks a lad was arrested across from our house for using an iron bar in a fight with a rival gang, at the top of our street (200 yards away) someone was shot with a ball-bearing gun and then stabbed, again gang related. The victim is currently still in hospital in a critical condition.

So it goes on. What next? I ask. At the moment the gun culture well entrenched in large towns and cities has not yet reached _____. It will. Two weeks ago a policeman was shot seven times in nearby _____. Thankfully, he survived.

Police are unarmed here. They call it bravery, I call it madness. We now have an iron fence to protect the front of our house, I built it in the summer, and we have installed floodlights and CCTV. Turn on the lights and this is usually enough to disperse youngsters. We are going to install security glass in our front windows when we find the cash. Law and order is breaking down, the courts are rubbish and the police - the only decent thing left between us and chaos - have too few officers.

We do have community support officers, cardboard policemen I call them. A nice uniform but no powers of arrest and armed only with a mobile phone (cell phone). Two stood opposite our house one evening after the iron bar incident. They were standing there so long our son asked me if he should not offer them a cup of tea as they looked cold and bored.

November 26, 2006
It is time to think about what we will do when PETA and other Satanic organizations start physically attacking churches and Christians. Force must meet force. This is not persecution, it is lawless action by deranged beasts. PETA must be treated like any other illegal intruder, according to local laws of self-defense. What you or I do with animals is NOT their business. All states have local Sheriffs, and PETA can file complaints like anyone else if they believe we are violating the law of the land. If they try to intrude in your church, home, or work place, do the same to them that you would do to any pole cat that is worrying you around your neighborhood. META words so that PETA can read this response to their attack on the church in Alaska: living animals, road kill, circus animals, killing kangaroo rats.

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November 26, 2006
We have to be very close to a day of utter shame for the USA as every Iraqi with the intelligence to rule the nation flees to Europe and other nations. I predict the day will come when Bush and the US Military will call in the terrorists to take charge. History has a way of repeating itself. More joy for Baghdad.

Why is Iraq such a disaster? Answer: Bush et al failed to read the prophecy regarding Ishmael in Genesis.
Genesis 16:11 (KJV) And the angel of the LORD said unto her, Behold, thou art with child, and shalt bear a son, and shalt call his name Ishmael; because the LORD hath heard thy affliction.
12 And he will be a wild man; his hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him; and he shall dwell in the presence of all his brethren.
Bush claimed to be a follower of Jesus Christ. That was a clever thing to say to sucker in the gullible Fundamental Baptists and the AFA, but Bush refused to believe that Ishmael is still wild and that Jesus Christ prophesied the truth in Genesis. So, the USA must pay the price for arrogance as our leaders try to tame the wild man who will NEVER be tamed until Messiah returns to build his kindgom.

November 25, 2006
The kings of the East and the Bear shake hands as Russia postures against the USA and Israel with Iran. This is the fruit of the New World Order Busharian Empire building process. Bush has managed to give the world reason for another cold war, and no one will be willing to be our ally this time. The USA is doomed as a serious world power. Talk in Washington by both Democrats and Republicans to bring back the draft are very ominous. Both parties, in spite of their chagrin over Iraq, WANT world war, and they may well get it. The result will be the total diminishing of the USA. Praise God, for that means the stage will be set for the last days of the Age of the Gentiles. And, THAT means we are soon out of here and with Jesus. As his ambassador I beg you to be reconciled to HIM, not mongrel patriotism, for the leaders of the USA will soon be drunk on blood.

Do you question if Putin and Russia are still of a warring temperament? Check this out-- same of bear devouring its own people. They sure won't hesitate to destroy us.

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November 25, 2006
What an ecclesiastical wimp Benny turned out to be.

November 23, 2006
Rick Warren is a New Age Dominionist Reconstructionist spiritual BASTARD (Hebrews 12:8).

Rick Warren is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations, and his recent visit to Asaad of Syria is clearly a New World Order assignment to tinker with the Middle East. Under cover of just dropping by for coffee and baklava, Warren is clearly doing duty for Lucifer's soldiers in high places. If you or your pastor or your local church have ANYTHING to do with Rick Warren, you are a blasted fool.

Read how dull and utterly stupid Warren followers are-- they are spiritual air heads.

Warren says the Church has replaced the Holy Ghost in the world as the prime force and mover. That is Whore language. Benny XVI must love that. All we need next is for Pope Benny to marry Rick Warren, and we are ready for the false christ who will come. Mark it down, The Manifest Sons of God, the Rhema boys, and other killer terrorists in Evangelicalism, will one day be the final enemy of the true Bride of Christ. You are out of your ever loving mind if you buy into the Dominion Warren circus. Warren will one day, from his seat on the CFR, finger Fundamentalists and Evangelicals who decline to join the Whore, and YOU who were suckered in by him will be hanging on the inside of a barb wire enclosure looking out !!

We do NOT need "emerging church" my dear reader, we need Apostolic church in your living room. Paul settled for that, and you are a damned fool if you cannot be satisfied with plain Christianity. I am enraged regularly with the Jolt Cola religion some of you Fundamental Baptists, Pentecostals, and slobbery Evangelicals vomit up in the name of the Carpenter of Nazareth.

I would entertain the comments of any Warren groupies out there. Let me hear you defend your New Age White Trash leader please. SEND MAIL

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November 23, 2006
George Bush has really blessed America with his eternal war.

November 22, 2006
You will think I have gone bonkers, but there is this curious down home aspect to the web, and here are a couple of fun little corners where common folks have put their best foot (and fingers) forward and given us a light moment.

King of the Highway but Born under a bad sign IS !!

Now, another guitar, like on the edge of the impossible? Pick one

Up and coming, Banyamin Dabiri

November 21, 2006
If the World Trade Center had been blown up by Fundamental Baptists, and they were inspired by Fundamental Baptist preachers, then Fundamental Christians would just learn to deal with the inconvenience of being checked more than other people at the airport. The same would apply if terror in the world were perpetrated by the Dutch. I would have to get used to being suspected and checked. Life is not fair, and it is time these Muslim babies learn that. Somehow, people these days think they have rights which cannot be abrogated due to the cares and horrors of life. Islam is very ugly in this regard, for Muhammed taught that Muslims are the rightful owners of the whole world, so I am only too pleased to see one of these pompous Mullahs get the treatment by Homeland Security. Selah.

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November 21, 2006
By the Grace of God, Liberals own the House and Senate, and we will get to keep the Internet a while longer. You Fundamental Baptists, and other myopic clones of Caesar, have no idea what damage the Republican Party has been doing to freedom on the Internet.

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9/11 - Read and weep. Say there, you in the rest of the world, if the US Gov. will kill ME in Tennessee, what will they do with YOU people around the world? You in the world outside the USA who are born again Bible believers, please pray for us Christians in the USA. It is only a matter of time before our government will accuse Bible believers of causing terrorism because they preach Jesus Christ.

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The Woman Rides the Beast

November 19, 2006
It is getting lonely at the ranch at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. The last partner in war, Tony Blair is clearly not in it anymore emotionally, and King George is now alone in the war room. Add to that the House and Senate going Democrat, and we have a formula for melt down in the State Department and Pentagon. Pray that the powers do not arrange another diversion for America.

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November 19, 2006
Life is cheap to some people. It is cheap in history when a man forgets the soldier who gave his life long ago, a soldier who was drafted to fight a war no President wanted to win. And, life is cheap to a man who will not call off a war he is losing. Grandstanding in Hanoi-- is this supposed to fix something? Huddling beneath the bust of the killer of Americans, this is pathological behavior. Someone is sick. Hey, if you want to open the door for Vietnam to get in line to add trinkets to the shelves of Wal-Mart, send a middle level official-- why do we have to watch the Commander in Chief of the debacle in Iraq cut deals and spin the web of intrigue? Will we one day see the same scene as the man creeps into Mecca and kisses the stone in the Kaaba?

I was a Chaplain's Assistant at Fort Knox during the Vietnam era, and I saw too many Army men, just back from Vietnam, come into the office and fall apart because they could not understand their country and leaders. I wonder how those same men feel today as they watch their President kissing up to the killers of their buddies? Is there no shame?

God and the soldier
All men adore
In time of war
and not before

But, when war is over
And all things righted
God is forgotten
And the old soldier slighted.

November 18, 2006
The Arctic is "fighting back" say scientists. What a laugh, as if the Arctic is a person trying to fight the rest of us nasty humans who are blowing warm air north.

"There are things that showed signs of going back to norms, trying to right themselves under very dire circumstances."

What jerks!

God created this world to obey his creative order, and he arranged for man to live in his garden without destroying it. We all knew long ago that the world is a system which accommodates man, and even the excesses of man are processed by the biological system of God so that man cannot destroy it. I frankly hope the Arctic freezes over from Murmansk to Nome, one solid sheet of ice. We need to hear the end of this Gorearian religion of Al.

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November 18, 2006
Rick Warren is courting Satan. He is a New Age infiltrator. It is time to understand that this spiritual bastard is bringing Satanic influence into the Lord's Church in order to drive Christians to their knees in worship of Slew Foot. Watch for Rick Warren to soon bring sodomites into Purpose Driven Satanism, and he will have pastors dropping their drawers for queer-driven Christendom. The "emerging church" is damned to hell and needs to be destroyed in any way possible. Any way you can disrupt this man's program will be doing a favor to God.

Poll of 2008 election possibilities

November 17, 2006
"Come on, baby, light my fire" may be the theme song of the planet soon. Al Gore must be having fits over this new plan to cool the earth. These alleged "experts" sure have a hard time deciding how to solve the world's problems. We may be encouraged to buy the SUV after all. I have this vision of all the people on earth, holding a UN approved palm torch soaked in tar, lighting up at the same time. What a global harmonic, what a New Age convergence, what madness!

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November 17, 2006
The vicar prays for the House and Senate.
What is really priceless is that the parishioners are deeply move that this twink can read a canned prayer. How terribly earth shaking. I note though, that the horse in the background very blasphemously kept eating all the way through the prayer.

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November 17, 2006
Move over Mother Goose
Next, The Church of Narnia?
Later: I decided to GOOGLE "the church of Narnia," and voile, we already have it.
Then, I decided to check "the church of Mother Goose," and I found this profound statement on church growth. On the surface the lady sounds mad, but alas, I fear she is right....

"If someone has no reference point for the word Baptist, non-denominational or Methodist, than it shouldn't matter if you put the name Baptist. I just don't buy the line that the word Baptist is a hindrance to spreading the gospel. If your church is spirit-filled and you are preaching your heart out faithfully (which I'm sure you do) then it won't matter if you call your church "First Church of Mother Goose" the place will fill up!"
http://sbcoutpost.blogspot.com/2006/02/thoughts-on-cp-and-x-comm.html

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November 17, 2006
Rick Warren is either a traitor to America, or he is a gullible shill for Islamic Jihad.
In any case, he is a fool and a classic fat headed jerk.
READ ABOUT THE PURPOSE DRIVEN PIN HEAD
Note photo-- Warren is blowing up like slow belly-- Another ecclesiastical Gospel Blimp
Herr Hindenburg

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November 17, 2006
This lady seems to me to be a candidate for the B Ward.
We have balance of powers now with the Dems controlling
the House and Senate. Maybe the Pubs should try real
hard to keep the White House in '08.

November 16, 2006
There is all sorts of places provided online where you can store graphics and data. Email providers make it easy to send and receive mail, and they happily store if for you. GOOGLE has a site where you can even publish and compile data and manage spread sheets, and your employees and friends can work at the same time to compose all manner of wonders.

Problem: You date is in someone else's file cabinet. No matter how friendly they may seem, and regardless of their air tight promises of security, when the Feds demand to see you stored data, those nice providers of services will open the file drawer and it will be "show and tell time" on the prairie.

Buy your own software and do your own work on your computer, and store your files only on you computer. In fact, if is not possible to store at least 4Gb of data on a thumb drive, and external backup drives can now hold the Library of Congress (almost). If the Feds come around, hide the files, take them with you, or smash the storage device. You will seldom be prosecuted for what you cannot produce and what the snoops cannot find.

Long ago President Nixon, a clever and ambitious schemer, taped all the conversations with his aids and cohorts in the Oval Office. He stupidly refused to destroy the tapes when the Senate was hot on his tail over the break in of the Democrat campaign headquarters in the Watergate Hotel. Finally, a subpoena was handed down for the tapes, and he was stuck. The tapes could not then be destroyed, and they are now in the public record as a permanent damnation of his place in history. Here is am example of what is on the web.

Like I said, every American (and you folks in the rest of the cyber world) need to store data as if we were all being watched and suspected of evil. The governments of the world today crave to hear what you say and know. Get ready NOW!

Here is CCleaner, a free software that cleans all the temp files and history of surfing and Web trails.

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November 16, 2006
Some people work harder at crime than if they got a job.

Somewhat more advanced than chop sticks

Be thankful for America's Federal regulations--
Here is how lack of transportation regulation works in India.
70 MPH through a train station????

November 15, 2006
I am delighted to see the pagan US Military stay out of the Gospel business. I just wish the Beverly Hills Teddy Bear Company were destroyed. Jesus is not a doll with a microchip loaded with rubbish new age version bible talk.

But, it is interesting to note the Samaritan's Purse is cleansing their giving of Jesus and all religion. The CEO and President of Samaritan's Purse is the spiritual and damned bastard, Franklin Graham. So, Papa has declared that Buddhists and Muslims who are sincere will be allowed into the Christian heaven even if they reject Jesus Christ as Savior, and titch Franky is now ruling out all religion. It is a slippery slope into Gehennah, and no U-turn, for this jack ass. BASTARDS BEGET BASTARDS.

November 15, 2006
We have a Jackboot in the White House and a Jackbootess in the House. Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaa

November 15, 2006
Our resident Military dictator is balking as resigning and giving Iraq back to Iraq. How cute. This makes way to later blame the Democrats for the future explosion in Iraq, even if we leave in 1000 years.

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November 15, 2006
What a laugh-- Bengali Police are off to keep the peace in Congo, while the whole nation of Bangladesh is under siege as political parties destroy commerce with blockades, and university students shut down their high toned day care center and the kiddies are roaming the border with India and Bangladesh getting in the way of bad blood bullets. What a crazy Aryan rodeo!

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November 15, 2006
Maybe Monica should be asked to come to the USA and do some research into Diabold and our voging machines.

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November 15, 2006
The trash Zionist bigot, Sacha Boran Cohen, AKA Borat, has done his best to degrade the Goyim in Kazakhstan, making them look like stone age primitives and immoral trash. Well, here is one village in that nation that is NOT groveling in the primitive heritage the USSR left them-- read how the outside world tried to destroy them over and over, and now they are coming back to life by blood, sweat, and tears. Some Americans need to understand that this Borat is a classic Zionist hate program to belittle the non-Jews of the Middle East. According to Zepheniah 3, Jehovah God will kill these Zionists off the face of the earth before the Messianic Kingdom when old world Jews will be the only ones left. Read also how Sasha Cohen used a village in Romania like Auchwitz slaves to make his porn movie which some of you jerks are watching.

"He has never been in Kazakhstan and has nothing to do at all with Kazakhstan, and does those things out of Kazakhstan, insulting Kazakhstan and its nation," one male Kazakh student said. "I am sure there is something bigger than satire behind all that."

American Christians need to understand that Zionists and modern secular Jews are mindlessly hateful for the Goyim. They will soon join hands around the cash registers in Israel and sing, "What a friend we have in Jesus" as tourists make their silly Christmas pilgrimages to Israel, but the state of Israel throws Jews who convert to Jesus Christ in prison and destroys their vocations. We can do nothing to help Israel except tell them to repent and believe on the Lord Jesus Christ. Without Christ, Zionists are as vicious as Osama bin Laden.

Look at Isreal in a Christian perspective.

November 13, 2006
The world has gone mad-- how is it possible to sell such rubbish for this price?

November 12, 2006
Let us hear no more about how badly Jews have been treated. This Jew has made it very clear what Zionists think the rest of us Goyim are good for. Only a filthy dog would enjoy Cohen's manure film.

Zephaniah 3:11 (KJV) In that day shalt thou not be ashamed for all thy doings, wherein thou hast transgressed against me: for then I will take away out of the midst of thee them that rejoice in thy pride, and thou shalt no more be haughty because of my holy mountain.
12 I will also leave in the midst of thee an afflicted and poor people, and they shall trust in the name of the LORD.
13 The remnant of Israel shall not do iniquity, nor speak lies; neither shall a deceitful tongue be found in their mouth: for they shall feed and lie down, and none shall make them afraid.

Messiah, before he returns, will massacre Zionists and other wicked Jews like Baron Cohen. They will participate in a holocaust unequaled in all human history. Those Jews preserved during this coming holocaust will be old world Jews who will populate the Holy Land and bless the world instead of use it like these Romanians were used.

November 11, 2006- HARBINGER OF THE FALL OF THE "ISLES"
Well, the world we call democracy, and the "rule of law," are catching up with those who are claiming to deliver the goods. They thought they could deny men their civil rights under international law, and they will now face the courts of Europe.

I suspect that someone in the world will also go to the World Court and file charges against the President Bush under the assumption that he approved of the Donald Rumsfeld tricks. The toes of iron and clay of Daniel's image are the restored Roman Empire. I have told you that the USA will be brought down, and it looks like the toes of iron and clay will be kicking the eagle soon. You see, the eagle belongs to Rome, and they want it back.

If highly place men in the USA were involved in 9/11, and if they are about to react to divert our attention, then THIS MAN will push them over the edge. Is CIA terrorism graduate, Osama bin Laden, getting us ready for something?

Isaiah 40:15 (KJV) Behold, the nations are as a drop of a bucket, and are counted as the small dust of the balance: behold, he taketh up the isles as a very little thing.

Zephaniah 2:11 (KJV) The LORD will be terrible unto them: for he will famish all the gods of the earth; and men shall worship him, every one from his place, even all the isles of the heathen.

America is a little spot of nothing to God in the context of the Messianic Kingdom, and I look forward to seeing the USA decrease. This will give us cause to look more intently at the eastern sky and to harken for the voice of the Archangel. MARANATHA !!!

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November 11, 2006- PIMPING POPE
The bum! Where is the old jackboot, Cardinal Ratzinger, the fearless master of the Holy Office, defender of doctrine? What a wimp this Pope turned out to be. John Paul II kissed the Koran, but Rat-the-zinger is kissing the netherwards of Allah.

Isaiah 5:20 (KJV) Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

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November 11, 2006
Granny is teaching her new student good manners. Thank you Nancy. The naughty boys in the White House are trying to be ever so sweet so the school marm will not inspect their political wall lockers.

November 10, 2006
Some Bible believers are not prepared for the next militant attack from the Roman Whore. You preachers ought to invest in some or all of the books at this page so you know what the adversary will be saying when we try to witness to them. You need to stop reading each other's press, and inform yourself from the adversary's publications.

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November 10, 2006-- Some video considerations
And, Benny Hinn was asked why he needs to stay in five star hotels
on his evangelistic crusades.
His response was somewhat testy.

Another disciple of Benny Hinn doing roach.

This compilation is deceptive. Some of the people in the video are clearly giving the Satanic sign of Baphomet, the goat, but some are accidents, and the Bush family is doing the Longhorn Salute of the University of Texas football team. The video is thus worthless because the maker is too stupid, or deceptive, to keep his presentation down to only real problems. It would seem the video was made by Alex Jones who has NO interest in Jesus Christ-- his goal is to lift up himself by shock and awe in the spiritual arena.

A classic case of casting pearls before swine.

November 9, 2006
Can you explain this-- How did a war in Iraq make my back yard the play ground of the US Air force, FEMA, the CIA, and Homeland Security? I must admit that there are some very suspicious critters in my back yard. There is this black and white stripped terrorist, rather noxious indeed, that scuttles about at night, but Pepe le Pue is hardly dangerous enough to waste good tax money to watch him. Just step outside slowly, and he will turn and trundle off under the shed.

There is also the meter reader who rushes by the window and scares us once a month. But, he is paid by the number of meters he reads, so he is not likely to stop long enough to be dangerous. There is also, "my brother the wren and I" who left Joan Baez long ago and now screams in our face when we get too clost to her nest. Dangerous? Oh yes, deadly I am sure. The Air Force should get a photo of that small deadly lady bird.

I am just getting fed up with these helicopters flying around Tennessee at low altitude. This is something new, and I fail to see how these hills could have friends of Osama bin Laden hanging out here. With the zeal for the Second Ammendment in Tennessee, I would not want to be a suicide bomber in Telico Plain or Crab Orchard in Tennessee. These hicks would plug the "Ayrab" with a .357 before he had the good pleasure of doing himself in.

So, why........? Why the Feds all over the place?

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November 9, 2006
So, you Fundamental Baptist preachers assume only a Republican could be God fearing, right? Well, listen to ALL of Senator "uncle Joe" Lieberman's speech. Seldom has a Republican ever given such pointed glory to God like this.

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November 9, 2006
I am only too pleased that we now have "Checks and Balances" to restrain the Fourth Reich. I am sure many Fundamental Baptists today are wide eyed and ready to panic. I am looking forward to taking a thrashing from Liberals, for Conservatives have become arrogant and obnoxious. They need to have to fight to get back America again. This helps. Furthermore; nothing gives Americans peace like voting for Washington DC to be a big cat fight, for they get nothing done, which is just find with me. They tell me in Oklahoma that when you have two cats that are making a nuisance of themselves, you tie their tails together, and throw them over the clothes line. Selah

I hesitate to return to dark words, but I must make an effort to get the attention of you Fundamental Baptist preachers. You have watched George Bush trash the Constitution, and you know he is building concentration camps. You have seen the videos, many of them, showing that the WTC was demolished by some highly placed men who where NOT sons of Abraham.

George Bush faces impeachment, as do Cheney and others of his team. There is now a tremendous pressure on Bush to declare a national emergency (perhaps after another alleged monster terrorist attack), and start rounding up Americans alleged to be aiding the enemy. This could well start in the Senate and the House causing our governing bodies to evaporate into thin air overnight. We are a pen stroke away from becoming a Military dictatorship run by Haliburton and the Chase Manhattan Bank. Maybe you preachers could lay down the flag, pick up the Bible, and teach the saints to think as ambassadors of Jesus Christ instead of as Republicans and red necks. Have you ever considered how you would be the Lord's Church under a Military dictatorship?

November 8, 2006
You just thing we are still at war. I can assure you, assuming our leader tells the truth all the time, that the war in Iraq is over.

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November 8, 2006
What does democracy do to the Lord's Church? Let us all recall church business meetings and other meetings where voting and Robert's Rules of Order supplanted "one mind," the method of order COMMANDED by God for us to use:

1 Peter 3:8 (KJV) Finally, be ye all of one mind, having compassion one of another, love as brethren, be pitiful, be courteous:

1 Peter 3:8 (KJV) Finally,
1. be ye all of one mind, - Church business meetings divide, majority from minority, a direct violation of the Word of God and rebellion against the Holy Ghost.
2. having compassion one of another, - It is virtually impossible to haggle and move the previous question, table it, and beg the question and find yourself feeling compassion of those with whom you disagree. Don't ship me a line of bull about the love in your church business meetings.
3. love as brethren, - Impossible as long as you divide us from you. It is a demonic lie to say you love as brethren as you disagree and formalize the disagreement by voting.
4. be pitiful, - Means, show pity. There is no pity in democracy, only gloating over victory by the majority, and plans for a second try later by the minority.
5. be courteous: - Impossible when you institutionalize disagreement and make it the order of the day.

What tickles me is this trick, used in large Christian organizations and mission boards, where the vote is cast, and the leader then suggests, "Now, brethren, let us vote again and make the vote unanimous." This is done, and the report is given to the sheep that the board voted unanimously for this and that policy. Lie of the devil-- bastardized Christianity. What tommy rot.

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November 8, 2006
Lack of faith, or lack of common sense? -- you decide.

November 7, 2006
A prayer for Voting Day in the USA:

Psalms 5:10 (KJV) Destroy thou them, O God;
let them fall by their own counsels;
cast them out in the multitude of their transgressions;
for they have rebelled against thee.

November 6, 2006
You have much to be thankful for

And, the wheel?

November 3, 2006
Here us a note posted on Crsiglist. If you sell on that list this is something to think about:

"I had an idiot try to scam me on a car I have for sale on Craiglist. He's asking very little about the actual car but wants me to give him my full name and address so he can send you a money order. Yeah right, like anybody would actually do that. He's looking to steal people's information and identity. Just thought I'd pass it on to other car guys/gals."

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November 3, 2006
Kings of the East are ready to march

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November 3, 2006
"Significant intrusion into the privacy of a small minority is justified to protect the safety and wellbeing of the majority,"
Read how far this may go soon.
This is very old technology, and these technology junkies will never match the state of the art master of people tracking:

Jeremiah 23:24 (KJV) Can any hide himself in secret places that I shall not see him? saith the LORD. Do not I fill heaven and earth? saith the LORD.

November 2, 2006
This is the smartest editorial I have seen in years. I have just found this guy, and I will be reading him regularly from now on. And, to Obama I say, "Uhuru na Kazi na jasho mingi, rafiki." Do it, and you will be President. America needs something different, and you may be IT.

October 30, 2006-- 2337 Anglo Saxon Time
Charles Shong writes today from Singapore:

"Whenever we hear Christians pray to God to grant them true repentance, our hair should stand on end. The refusal to repent does not lie with God. The responsibility to repent lies on the sinner. Unless one is foolish enough to believe that God will do the repenting for him!"

It is inconceivable that we need to pray for repentance of ourselves. This says that we have not repented yet because it is not God's time yet, and we are asking him to get around to forcing us to repent. He just might at that, but his method may not give us the warm fuzzies. This applies to praying for revival for ourselves. What crass arrogance to pass off our coldness onto God, as if he is withholding holiness from us until we pray for it. We are unholy because we are rebels, period, full stop, and astonishers.

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Stay out of Malaysia unless you are prepared to do violence to defend yourself. Islam is now attacking American Christians in the name of Allah and demanding they produce marriage licenses. These attacks are not official, but you need to know that Islam is the hidden hand in Malaysia, and the state police and officials CANNOT protect you. Whenever traveling overseas, especially in the hell of Islam, have a wallet sized marriage license with you. If you need to, have one made by a clever graphics designer friend with seals and signatures of fake officials. Fortunately, rabid Muslims are often very gullible also.

October 29, 2006-- 0422 Anglo Saxon Time
We lead in our fist editorial with a web site to contrast with our logo graphic above. This page is for people who like to play with their food, and other people who want to look at the plate in front of them and weep with joy, a little Schastakovich playing quietly in the background.
Ignore the text-- just look at the food and think.............
er..............
sorry, I don't know what you can think of this.

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October 29, 2006-- 0422 Anglo Saxon Time
ON ABORTION: We had a lady is a church I pastored who had had an abortion at her husband's insistence long ago. The abortion destroyed her peace, and it was only in Christ Jesus, her Savior, that she found cleansing. God gave her a daughter after the abortion, and that daughter was very special to this lady. This morning, as my wife and I were wandering back in time and our lives, we talked of this lady, and we recalled that in her old age she was the most valuable lady in our church to whom we sent troubled girls and women. She was wise, but the cost of her wisdom was terrible. She knew it, and her counsel was full of both compassion and caution.

Now, there occurred to me a frightening thought. As many as 60 million women in America live daily with the haunting memory of killing their baby, a human being. The feminist rallies, and the brash approval of Hillary Clinton, can sublimate the guilt for a while, but when these dear ladies are home alone the guilt and pain flood in and refuse to go away.

Dear reader, if we really believe that only Jesus Christ can forgive sins, and we do believe that, think of the hopelessness of life after abortion and without Jesus. As we attack abortion, as we rage against the crime of it, as we claim to care, do we ever think of reaching out in Christ to those 60 million women. No wonder so many women are hard and mean spirited these days. No wonder so many women are taking tranquilizers and diving into a wine bottle all day long. May I suggest you stop and think of some lady you could bring to the cross to find cleansing? Only the Blood of Jesus can wash away the guilt and replace it with peace and healing.

Lamentations 3:40 Let us search and try our ways, and turn again to the LORD.
41 Let us lift up our heart with our hands unto God in the heavens.

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