Wear yourself out, old boy. The Book has taken your kind of attack for about 3500 years now, and its is still all here. However; I fear, Dr. Strangelove, that YOU are not all here.
Now, go make some popcorn and shout "GLORY TO GOD" three times.
Methodists, shout it six times to make up for all the years you never did so.
See now, don't you feel better?