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EDITOR:
Steve Van Nattan

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Mark 12:30 And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment.

Is this what we really sing in our hearts, when we sing Hymns?

I also have another page of limited committment called Shirley God.


* There is a Fountain Filled with Bud Lite

* Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me

* My Faith Looks Around for Thee

* I'm Fairly Certain that My Redeemer Liveth

* O, God, Their Help in Ages Past, but Not Right Now To Me

* Praise God From Whom All Affirmations Flow

* Sit Up, Sit Up for Jesus

* A Comfy Mattress Is Our God

* When We All Get To Burger King

* Take Time To Be Cool

* My Sins Are Blotted Out I Hope

* We're Marching To Epcot

* Interesting Grace of Jesus

* Sitting In the Premises

* I Surrender Some

* There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings

* Fill My Spoon, Lord

* I Know I'll Siesta Some Day

* Oh, How I Like Jesus

* Heaven Came Down and Osteen Filled My Soul

* He's Quite a Bit to Me

* Look and Laugh

* Soldiers of Christ Recline

* I Love to Talk About Telling the Story

* Bringing In the Cash

* Take My Life and Let Me Be

* It is My Secret What God Can Do

* All Hail the Power of Calvin's Name

* Onward, Christian Reserves

* Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following

* Just As I Pretend to Be

* When the Saints Go Sneaking In

* Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound

* Haven of Romance

* Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me

* When Peace, Like a Trickle

* Is It the Dividend Day?

* What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus

* Blest Be the Tie that Doesn't Cramp My Style

* I Need Thee Once A Year

* Send the Funds

* The Road Leads to Mc Donald's

* Something for Me

* I Am Bound for the Real Estate Office

* Beyond Sun City

* Jesus Loves Me This I'm Pretty Sure Of

* Lead On, Oh C.H. Spurgeon

* Tell Me the Stories of Hunting

* Why Worry When You Can Charge It?

* Oh That Will Be Pleasant for Me

* I Believe the Answer's Gone Away

* I Is Still On the Throne

* Constantly A-Bidding

* Arise My Soul and Crash

* Teach Me, Lord To Panic

* Great Is My Faithlessness

* Dare To Be A Good Ol' Boy

* Have I Done My Best for BJU?

* I Stand Amazed In the Presence of Trinity Broadcasting Network

* True Hearted, Half Hearted

* I Am Able

* Pleased With Jesus

* Go Ye Into All the Pews and Read the Hymnals

* I Am Resolved A Little Longer To Linger

* Will There Be Any Rhinestones In My Crown?

* Ye Might Not Be Born Again

* Why Not Later?

* Turn Your Eyes Upon Television

* Make Me a Starbucks

* A Passion for Sole

* God Might Take Care of You

* Immortal, Invisible, I'm A Wisa Guy

* For the Beauty of Avon

* O Could I Speak the Matchless Self

* His Name Is Cool

* The Scholars Stand

* My Work Alone, Oh Savior

* No One Understands Like Rick Warren

* Jesus Paid It Mostly

* I'd Rather Have Blue Jeans

* Teach Me To Chant, Lord

* Nearer My Broker To Thee

* Blessed Violence

* Amway Hold My Hand

* Spend A Little Time with the Great Unknown In Prayer

* Something Between

* It Is Swell With My Soul

* My Sirloin First of All

* I Will Meet You In the Club House

* Every Day With Barley Green Is Sweeter Than the Day Before          

* Do You Know My Boyfriend?

* Elvis Is the Sweetest Name I Know

* I'm A Child of the American Dream

* Oh Sacred Pride Now Wounded, Get Up and Leave This Church

* Always Take Time To Shave

* The Longer My Hemline, the Sweeter I Grow

* I Need Chocolate

* Are You Washed in High Suds LOC?

* Ring the Bells of Quitting Time

* Jesus Savior, Pile it on Me

* Happiness is to Know the Boss's Daughter

* I've Reached the Land of Bubble and Squeak

* Oh, The Sweet Sweet Name of Jesus, by #@%!&!

* Do You Wonder Why it is I Love a Good Chablis?

* Have You Counted the Cost If Your Stocks Should Be Lost?

* Above Average Is Thy Faithfulness

* Sweet Five Minutes of Prayer

* Blessed Possibilities

* I Lay My Inappropriate Behavior on Jesus

* All Hail the Influence of Jesus' Name!

* My Hope Is Built on Nothing Much

* Go Tell It on the Speed Bump

* Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing

* There Is Darkness in My Soul Today

* I Will Whisper the Wondrous Story

* The Lord Is My Shepherd, Here's What I Want...

* Now I Belong to Facebook

* The Church's One Foundation Is the Westminster Catechism

* Rescue the Prospering

* Be Still My Zeal

* Leaning On the Fire Arms

* How Nice Thou Art

* Since Greed Came Into My Heart

* Holy, Half-Way, Holy

* Count Your Busses

* Lord, I'm Coming After A While

* Anywhere With VISA

* Lord Teach Us to Snore

* All the Way My Wallet Leads Me

* My Mother's Bowling Ball

* Thy Word Is Like A Door Stop, Lord

* Oh Word of God In Cupboard

* How Firm A Found Bargain

* For Gates So Loved the World

* Give of Your Best To the Banker

* If Jesus Goes With Fred He'll Go

* In the Service of Winchester

* There Is  Joy In Serving Ice Cream

* Will Jesus Find Us Watching TV?

* Stand Up, Stand Up for Touchdown

* 'Tis OK To Trust In Jesus

* Jesus, Savior, Bothers Me

* The Fight Is Off

* Sound the Bottle Cry

* Let the Lower TV Be Burning

* A Volunteer for Nap Time, A Snoozer True

* Dwelling In Disneyland

* I Will Sing the Wondrous Legend

* Bringing In the Cash

* My Door Lock Holds

* Give of Your Junk To the Master

* Shall We Gather At Wal-Mart?

* I'll Be Sun Tanned for Jesus

* Lord I Want To Be a Methodist

* May I Please Go and Empty Handed?

* Jesus Loves Only Me

* I Belong To Bank of America

* God Can Do Almost Anything But Fail

* Saved To Be Quiet

* Master the Temper Is Raging

* Pass My Pie

* Have My Own Way, Lord

* This World Is Now My Home, and I Like It Pretty Well

* Awake, My Soul, In J.C. Penney's

* Crown Him With Many Pounds

* To the Walk

* Nothing Satisfies but Windows

* Surely Goodness and Health Cures Shall Follow Me All the Days of My Life

* Hold the Mug

* I Was A Wondrous Sheep

* Fling Out the Spinner

* So Send I George

* Year By Year

* The Ecumenical Way

* There's Rock In the Honey

* Whosoever Is Elect May Come

* I Know Some Other Jesus

* Bringing In the Sleeze

* Be Scared My Soul, Texe Marrs Has Filled My Head

* Throw Out the Fish Line

* You May Have the Cheerleaders Ringing In Your Ears

* Victory In Alcoholics' Anonymous

* Oh Debt, That Will Not Let Me Go

* The Church of God Is Big

* Burdens Are Lifted By Amazon

* There Is A Golf Green Far Away

* We Would See Copeland

* Oh What A Chance

* Money Changes Things

* Just A Slower Walk With Thee

* Footsteps Of Hollywood

* He Keeps Me Buying

* A Charge-It Card To Keep Have I

* When I Can Read My Lottery Number Clear

* When the Rolls Are Free I'll Be There

* The Beautiful Garden of Beer

* Pepsi Is the Joy of Living

* The Little Brown Hockey Rink In the Vale

* Hallelujah for Bob Ross

* I've Got A Dwelling Place Just Over the Hilltop

* I've A Home Beside the Lake

* More Like the Worldings I Would Ever Be

* Sweet Hour of News

* Arise, My Stocks, Arise

* We Give thee but What is Tax Deductible

* From Greenland to Miami, our busses Go

* We Three Kooks of ORU Are

* Things Change Prayer

* I Will Make you Fishers of Trout

 

VIDEOS:

Here is the great American model of worship:
 

Contemporary Christian Insanity Parody 

Australia Gives Us Hill Song

Total Committment

Satan On Church

 

 

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