HAVE A REPORT OF ALIENS SEEN IN EASTERN TENNESSEE
two alien creatures were seen at a farm in Roane County, Tennessee in the United
States. They refused to come nearer, and the observers felt that there was
some relationship between the creatures and a fence, which seemed to actually
prevent their approach. I personally can report that I have seen these aliens
on a number of occasions, especially during my days living in the Highlands of
Ethiopia in Africa.
observers tried to communicate with the creatures, the aliens simply made unintelligible
sounds, not unlike a human groaning or grumbling. We would like you readers
to let us know if you have any further information on these creatures based on
your experience in this area.
these possibly Yannis or Greys?
26, 1998 We believe we have learned the identity of the above creatures:
have learned from reliable sources that literally hundreds of thousands of these
creatures are prowling the earth. They seem to favor out of the way
places. They have been also seen eating various green growth in pastures
and in meadow lands. There is no record of the creatures really being dangerous,
though they have been known to bite and kick in self-defense. Otherwise,
the creatures seem to present themselves in a rather friendly manner to earthlings.
The greatest concentration of these creatures is in Africa, especially in Ethiopia
where people follow them through town beating them with a stick and yelling,
A special message was transmitted regarding the creatures a good number of years
ago which would have told us the earth was to be inundated with these creatures.
But, few if any people were alert enough to decipher the encoded message.
This message was released in Nashville, Tennessee, and we now give it to
you. One word is missing, so this may be the key to understanding the creatures
Here is the secret message as it was originally transmitted:
got the milk 'em in the morning, feed 'em; Milk 'em in the evening blues.
This old barnyard heifer, Ain't worth the cud that she chews. "You put
your foot in the bucket, Kicked over the stool; Someday I'm gonna trade
you for a bluenosed _________;" I've got the milk 'em in the morning, feed
'em; Milk 'em in the evening blues. *** Milk 'em [da da da daaaaa]
In the eeeevning bluuuuuuues
We are very
certain that the creature mentioned on the blank line is the clue to identifying
the two creatures above. We are told the ascended masters originally channelled
this coded message down to us through Tennessee Ernie Ford. The embedded
music is also a secret clue to the identity of the creatures.
might also be interested to know that your editor has had personal contact with
these creatures. In the Ozarks above Siloam Springs, Arkansas, one of these
creatures carried me on its back for several hours. I know that this sounds
very hard to believe, and I shall be misunderstood and mocked for being so sure
of my experiences, but this is the price one has to pay to spread the truth to
remember-- You heard it first on .
21, 2010 update The conspiracy is solved !!
have been very lucky that the national anthem of the aliens in the photo above
has been found. I humbly submit this for
your enjoyment. It was originally played by James P. Johnson, a Black pianist
who invented the "stride" piano, and he played "Mule Walk,"
the correct name of the alien national anthem, in about 1939.
I have also been very fortunate to find the original song by Tennessee Ernie Ford.
Listen closely, and you will be able to fill in the missing word in the secret
message above on this page:
you need to learn more conspiracies that are a bit less frightening than those
of Glenn Beck, Alex Jones, and World Net Daily, just let me know. I can usually
find one, pretty quick, that ain't been rounded up yet.
14, 2017 update The UFO alien national anthem performed in Appalachia
is the national anthem of the aliens attacking earth. It is as authentic as can
be, and I can vouch for the fact that mule sitings have been going on for thousands
of years. You will learn from this anthem how to communicate with these aliens.
to survive the back end of an alien mule:
you proceed to walk around he back end of a mule, lay your hand kindly on the
rump of the mule so he knows you are there, and then walk on around. If you fail
to follow this procedure, the mule will kick you all the way back to Betelgeuse.