HAVE A REPORT OF
ALIENS SEEN IN EASTERN TENNESSEE
alien creatures were seen at a farm in Roane County, Tennessee in the United States.
They refused to come nearer, and the observers felt that there was some
relationship between the creatures and a fence, which seemed to actually prevent
observers tried to communicate with the creatures, the aliens simply made unintelligible
sounds, not unlike a human groaning or grumbling. We would like you readers
to let us know if you have any further information on these creatures based on
your experience in this area.
these possibly Yannis or Greys?
We believe we have learned
the identity of the above creatures:
learned from reliable sources that literally hundreds of thousands of these creatures
are prowling the earth. They seem to favor out of the way places.
They have been also seen eating various green growth in pastures and in
meadow lands. There is no record of the creatures really being dangerous,
though they have been known to bite and kick in self-defense. Otherwise,
the creatures seem to present themselves in a rather friendly manner to earthlings.
The greatest concentration of these creatures is in Africa, especially in Ethiopia
where people follow them through town beating them with a stick and yelling,
A special message was transmitted regarding the creatures a good number of years
ago which would have told us the earth was to be inundated with these creatures.
But, few if any people were alert enough to decipher the encoded message.
This message was released in Nashville, Tennessee, and we now give it to
you. One word is missing, so this may be the key to understanding the creatures
Here is the secret message as it was originally transmitted:
got the milk 'em in the morning, feed 'em;
Milk 'em in the evening blues.
This old barnyard heifer,
Ain't worth the cud that she chews.
your foot in the bucket,
Kicked over the stool;
Someday I'm gonna trade
you for a bluenosed _________;"
I've got the milk 'em in the morning, feed
Milk 'em in the evening blues.
Milk 'em [da da da daaaaa]
In the eeeevning bluuuuuuues
are very certain that the creature mentioned on the blank line is the clue to
identifying the two creatures above. We are told the ascended masters originally
channelled this coded message down to us through Tennessee Ernie Ford. The
embedded music is also a secret clue to the identity of the creatures.
might also be interested to know that your editor has had personal contact with
these creatures. In the Ozarks above Siloam Springs, Arkansas, one of these
creatures carried me on its back for several hours. I know that this sounds
very hard to believe, and I shall be misunderstood and mocked for being so sure
of my experiences, but this is the price one has to pay to spread the truth to
remember-- You heard it first on .
21, 2010 update
The conspiracy is solved !!
have been very lucky that the national anthem of the aliens in the photo above
has been found. I humbly submit this for
your enjoyment. It was originally played by James P. Johnson, a Black pianist
who invented the "stride" piano, and he played "Mule Walk,"
the correct name of the alien national anthem, in about 1939.
I have also been very fortunate to find the
original song by Tennessee Ernie Ford. Listen closely, and you will be able
to fill in the missing word in the secret message above on this page:
you need to learn more conspiracies that are a bit less frightening than those
of Glenn Beck, Alex Jones, and World Net Daily, just let me know. I can usually
find one, pretty quick, that ain't been rounded up yet.
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