THE SECOND BOSTON TEA PARTY
Sponsored by the UK
On Wednesday, Dec. 16, 1998, the British Govern- ment
made official apology for the taxes levied by their short sighted King long
ago. The tax in question was on tea, and it was this tax which inspired
the Masonic Lodge of Boston to dress up like Indians and pitch the latest
load of tea into Boston harbor.
The British apology came only 225 years late to the
day, but the citizens of Boston don't hold grudges, so they gladly accepted
the apology from the British. The Brooke Bond Tea Company sent actor
Tom Baker to Boston. He played Dr. Who in the famous time-travel TV
series.
To show the UK is truly contrite over the tea tax,
"ambassadors" were on hand to brew a pot of tea and serve Bostonians the
tea, AND not a penny of tax was charged.
On behalf of the rest of the USA, the Freemasons of
Boston, and the readers of Balaams Ass Speaks Journal, let us take this
opportunity to congratulate the British Government, Tony Blair, and the British
people for this excellent gesture of good will. I am sure the Royal
Family would not possibly harbor any reluctance to seek the good welfare
of the USA, in spite of those claims by some that the British elite are the
ones pushing Bill Clinton into the Middle East in order to trash the US.
How could anyone possibly think such a thought?
Have a cup of tea folks.
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