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I SAW GOD BLOWING POT

Keep an eye on any Mormon gods who are blowing pot.

Editor: Steve Van Nattan's story: 

In the course of my duties as a part time piano tuner, I had the opportunity to be in the home of a Mormon family. They were raising several candidates for gods-to-be in the form of their children. One of their future godlets came home while I was there. He raged through the house yelling for Ice cream or candy. I soon realized that he was a divine pot head, and he was craving the Mormon Eucharist, sugar, as he came down off of a high.  

 

Well, none was forthcoming, so he found an empty pop can.  He then flipped open a switch blade-- swack! I got a bit nervous with this future god's behavior at that point, and I decided to keep a close eye on his lordship. I have not read in the Bible anywhere about God having a switchblade.

Next, this candidate for divinely attacked the pop can with the switchblade, and in a few seconds he had a strange icon manufactured. He dribbled some water into the mutilated pop can, added a dose of pot, and lit up. Soon, he was his old divine self again, and as I left the home, he was sitting on the front step meditating on divine retribution for his sister who had finished off the ice cream.

I left very carefully. One must not disturb the gods when they are blowing pot.

 

 

 

Editor: I put this up not to generalize with all Mormons, but it does show how the false doctrines Mormons believe can get into everyday life and make fools of them. Anyone who claims the destiny of godhead should act like he is on his way there instead of behaving like a perfect jerk.

 

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