I SAW GOD BLOWING POT
One Pastor's story
In the course of my vocational duties, I had the opportunity to be in the home of a Mormon family. They were raising several candidates for gods-to-be in the form of their children. One of their future godlets came home while I was there. He raged through the house yelling for Ice cream or candy. I soon realized that he was a divine pot head, and he was craving the Mormon Eucharist, sugar.
Well, none was forthcoming, so he found an empty pop can. He then flipped open a switch blade-- swack! I got a bit nervous with this future god's behavior at that point, and I decided to keep a close eye on his lordship. I have not read in the Bible anywhere about God having a switchblade. Next, this candidate for divinity attacked the pop can with the switchblade, and in a few seconds he had a strange icon manufactured. He dribbled some water into the mutilated pop can, added a dose of pot, and lit it. Soon, he was his old divine self again, and as I left the home, he was sitting on the front step meditating on divine retribution for his sister who had finished off the ice cream. I left very carefully. One must not disturb god when he is blowing pot.
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Editor: We put this up not to generalize with all Mormons, but it does show how the false doctrines we believe can get into everday life and make fools of us.
