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Finding it, and passing it on to you.




EDITOR:
Steve Van Nattan

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RARE
PHOTO OF A JACK ASS
AND A BIBLICAL TEXTUAL CRITIC

Amazing-- We found a Bible textual critic in the Appalachian Mountains.

Who would ever think such high minded geniuses would turn up there?


Note the biblical position of the Jack Ass in relation to the textual critic or PhD- ( Pig Hog Daddy )

"Textual Critic" in the original tongue of the
Roman Whore ( Latin ) --  
"Taurus Fundiator"
*

Emphasis on the Penultimate and in the Aorist Tense of course.

As found in Vol. 763, Page 87,992, of
Dr. Gezuntenwilerschmidt's Concordance
on First Hezekiah.

* Original Latin terms:
TAURUS- Ancient Latin for bull
FUNDIT- Ancient Latin- To sling
FUNDIATOR- One who slings


Notice what the jack ass thinks of the Textual Critic.
This is ascertained by the posture of the ass.


2 Peter 3:16 As also in all his epistles, [ Paul ] speaking in them of these things;
in which are some things hard to be understood,
which they that are unlearned and unstable wrest,
as they do also the other scriptures,
unto their own destruction.

Malachi 2:12 The LORD will cut off the man that doeth this,
the master and the scholar....

And to you ordinary Bible believing Jack Asses:  
Revelation 2:6 But this thou hast, that thou hatest
the deeds of the Nicolaitans, which I also hate.

 

For those who are addicted to Textual Criticism:
Here is a little Greek word study for you. 

Nicolaitan =
Nico Laity =
Above the Laity =
Above the 0 man in 0 the pew__
High and V Mighty__
Popes,
Cardinals,
Priests,
PhDs,
DDs,
ThDs,
Seminary Boys,
Bible College Presidents,
Baptist Pastoral Rule Bigots and Dandy Dictators,
National                            Executive                           Directors
Metropolitans,
Charismatic gurus,
Christian Psychologists,
ALL Mass Evangelists,
All MASS Celebrants,
Denominational Rulers,
Editors of Denominational Rags,
Keynote Speakers at Bible Conferences 
and "Great Missionary Statesmen"
Dudes                    Flakes
Vipers                           Snakes
Papa                               Roma
Bwana                         Mkubwa
Gaitoch                     Keisoch

2 Timothy 3:5 Having a form of godliness,
but denying the power thereof:
from such turn away
.

 

 

 

Definition:
BIBLICAL TEXTUAL CRITIC

If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one.
OR-
He has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
OR-
If he had another brain, it would be lonely.
OR-
He is a few peas short of a casserole.
OR-
The cheese slid off his cracker.
OR-
He is an intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
OR-
He is the proof of the Second Law of Thermodynamics-- entropy.
OR-
He goes surfing in the Sahara Desert.
OR-
If dumb were dirt, he'd cover about an acre.
OR-
He's all squeal and no bacon.
OR-
We hear a lot of noise in the kitchen, but we get no porridge.
OR-
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, he would give you change.
OR-
He would argue with a fence post..... and the fence post would win.
OR-
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
OR-
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
OR-
The wheel is spinning, but the hamster's dead.
OR-
I told him it was chilly outside, and he got a bowl and went looking for it.
OR-
He's so stupid that when I asked him to leave a voice mail, he walked to my house and hollered into the mail box.
OR-
It takes him 3 hours to tell you the plot of a 60 Minutes show he saw.

And, how did he pass on into eternity?
He strangled himself on a cordless phone.

 

 

REGARDING THE MUTILATION OF THE BIBLE
BY EXPERTS, CRITICS, AND SCHOLARS.....
SHALL WE LAUGH OR SHALL WE CRY?

ODE TO THE GREAT THEOLOGICAL SCHOLAR
To be sung to the tune of the song above

I seen the boy a comin'
With his lovely PhD
He been to seminary
He has eyes, but he don't see
You don't know,
You don't know God's mind.
If you see me laughin'
I'm laughin' just to keep from cryin'.

You parse a fine Greek verb
And you quote a smart Rabbi
You chase your allegories
And, you really are a'try'n,
But, you don't know
You don't know God's mind
If you see me laughin'
I'm laughin just to keep from cryin'

He stands before the throne
And, he really thinks he's swell
He falls upon his face
God says, "YOU CAN GO TO HELL,"
You don't know
You don't know God's mind
If you see God laughin'
He's laugin' as you're screamin and cryin'

 

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